So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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