glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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