I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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