You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Vodka?
Forever.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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