what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
