Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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