She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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