he shaved USA in his pubs
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
how drunk are you?
Several
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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