I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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