Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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