Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
we're making bets on your personal life
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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