We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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