I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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