I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Randomize
