No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
The struggles of a small town man whore
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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