Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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