question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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