no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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