glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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