"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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