ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
