Tell her she can't have a vagina
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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