I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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