just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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