yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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