The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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