Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Holy sore nipples Batman
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
