Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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