You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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