I want to walk on stilts...naked
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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