I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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