Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I think your dad took our porno
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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