if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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