He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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