Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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