Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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