i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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