Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
What a dumb baby whore.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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