Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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