dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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