the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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