Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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