you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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