I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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