There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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