STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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