Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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