let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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