dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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