Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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