I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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