Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
dude. I can hear the air.
Dear god my vagina.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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