from now on my penis is your penis
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
