totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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